another question

How can a musician be a bad dancer?  There was a horn player in the band this weekend who was one of the most awkward dancers I've ever seen!  

question

Why do some gay men feel the urge to make out with women when they're drunk?  Conversely, why do drunk women hit on openly gay men when they're drunk.  Do different rules apply to sexual orientation when alcohol is involved?  Okay, so I asked more than one question.