umm...

me: "I'll take that one. No wait, size matters."
him: "what do you want"
me: "large"

awkward pause.

Who knew picking out a uniform shirt for work could be so suggestive.

cruel summer

This has been a rough summer. Between summer classes, a second job and my return to adolescence, I'm exhausted! I can't muster the energy to be my normal obnoxious self, and oddly, people are not happy about that. I would think they would welcome a break from my sarcasm. Go figure!

Because I'm not in the mood to write anything worthwhile, I'm going to give you a topic to discuss. What makes a good feminist? Talk amongst yourselves...